How many crocodiles can you get in a car boot?
Ten, apparently. At any rate, that’s the number of crocodiles discovered in the boot of a car stopped by police and SPCA officials outside Newry on Thursday. A variety of poisonous reptiles was also found in the boot. (No, really!)
There were red faces all round, however, when the occupants of the boot turned out to be a DUP delegation on its way to Dublin for this weekend’s ‘Love Ulster’ parade.