Bliar fingers God as co-conspirator!
Tony Bliar has sensationally named God as the “Third Man” in the decision to invade Iraq.
Confirming earlier claims made by his co-accused, George “Butch” Bush, Bliar said he, too, had consulted with God before giving the order to invade Iraq.
“‘E made me do it,” blubbed a tearful Bliar. “‘E told me to go ahead. Said it was ‘is will, ‘e did. Told me he’d see me roight. Honest, guv. ‘E’s the one wot you want. It’s all dahn to ‘im.”
God was unavailable for comment last night. Investigators believe he is currently in Afghanistan, being consulted by Osama Bin Laden.
